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King Ov The Rats

by Crowtein

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    Fucking finally.
    10 tracks of absolute savagery and idiocy.
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Charlie Work 01:11
Welcome to Paddy's Pub Where everything is fucked Trying to stay afloat With everything I've got Then the gang throws a wrench in my work Time to do some Charlie work I AM THE KING OF THE RATS
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Demonstrate your value Then engage her physically Nurture her dependence, then neglect Inspire hope, though it's false Then separate entirely To secure a woman's heart As well as some other parts YOU'RE A FUCKING SOCIOPATH
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury You will see today you must acquit Prepare the riot punch Where are the tickets? God fucking damn it, Frank, Where are the tickets? GREEN MAN COMING FOR YOUR SOUL
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Take me out to the ball game Take me out with some beers Buy me a case or two or five I don't care if I fucking die O, GHOST OF BOGGS GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH O, GHOST OF BOGGS SHOW ME THE WAY Puke puke puke in the bathroom, If I don't win, it's a shame 'Cause it's one two three fuckers out On this damn airplane O, GHOST OF BOGGS GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH O, GHOST OF BOGGS SHOW ME THE WAY
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Do not diddle kids It's no good diddling kids Do not diddle kids DON'T TOUCH KIDS, YOU WEIRD FUCK
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Waitress, why won't you love me? Come and see my play YOU MUST PAY THE TROLL TOLL TO ENTER THE BOY'S SOUL Will you love me now? Will you marry me? I AM HERE TAKE A FIVE
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Eagles having tryouts, fucking dream come true Donovan McNabb is here, motivating you Must establish dominance over all of you Should've popped that shirt off right in front of you I SHOULD'VE REALLY POPPED THAT SHIRT OFF
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Are your cats too noisy? Are your cats assholes? ALWAYS STOMPING AROUND, DRIVING YOU CRAZY? Kitten Mittens, you'll be smitten! Kitten Mittens, you'll be smitten!
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FUCK THAT NAZI BITCH

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released September 6, 2016

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