King Ov The Rats

by Crowtein

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released September 6, 2016

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Track Name: Charlie Work
Welcome to Paddy's Pub
Where everything is fucked
Trying to stay afloat
With everything I've got
Then the gang throws a wrench in my work
Time to do some Charlie work

I AM THE KING OF THE RATS
Track Name: The Dennis System
Demonstrate your value
Then engage her physically
Nurture her dependence, then neglect
Inspire hope, though it's false
Then separate entirely
To secure a woman's heart
As well as some other parts

YOU'RE A FUCKING SOCIOPATH
Track Name: The World Series Defense
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury
You will see today you must acquit
Prepare the riot punch
Where are the tickets?
God fucking damn it, Frank,
Where are the tickets?

GREEN MAN COMING FOR YOUR SOUL
Track Name: The Gang Beats Boggs
Take me out to the ball game
Take me out with some beers
Buy me a case or two or five
I don't care if I fucking die

O, GHOST OF BOGGS
GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH
O, GHOST OF BOGGS
SHOW ME THE WAY

Puke puke puke in the bathroom,
If I don't win, it's a shame
'Cause it's one two three fuckers out
On this damn airplane

O, GHOST OF BOGGS
GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH
O, GHOST OF BOGGS
SHOW ME THE WAY
Track Name: Frank's Little Beauties
Do not diddle kids
It's no good diddling kids
Do not diddle kids
DON'T TOUCH KIDS, YOU WEIRD FUCK
Track Name: The Nightman Cometh
Waitress, why won't you love me?
Come and see my play

YOU MUST PAY THE TROLL TOLL
TO ENTER THE BOY'S SOUL

Will you love me now?
Will you marry me?

I AM HERE
TAKE A FIVE
Track Name: The Gang Gets Invincible
Eagles having tryouts, fucking dream come true
Donovan McNabb is here, motivating you
Must establish dominance over all of you
Should've popped that shirt off right in front of you

I SHOULD'VE REALLY POPPED THAT SHIRT OFF
Track Name: Paddy's Pub: Home of The Original Kitten Mittens
Are your cats too noisy?
Are your cats assholes?

ALWAYS STOMPING AROUND,
DRIVING YOU CRAZY?

Kitten Mittens, you'll be smitten!
Kitten Mittens, you'll be smitten!
Track Name: Pop-Pop: The Final Solution
FUCK THAT NAZI BITCH